おっぱい.


19 | College student | My life is boring...

私はポケモンの音に自慰行為.

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I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up, and the smile that follows. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I don’t want to share you.

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via madam-jade)

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

(via dahliabobahlia)

  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

(Source: krook, via babyevangeline)

asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

(via brianaa-megan)

feeeling-goood:

Relationship goal level:

(1988)

omelettethecorgi:

Your Monday Morning Brain Teaser: Unscramble the Corgi.

(via devouring-souls)

When you’re finally relaxed in a comfortable position and your mom calls you to do something.

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

(via a-c-xx)